The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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