Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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