I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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