So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
