I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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