The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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