I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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