she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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