i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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