hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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