and she was petting her beer can
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
