My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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