My nipple is on Facebook.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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