I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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