I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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