help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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