you turned your livingroom into a bong?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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