She announced her abortion via fbk
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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