she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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