Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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