your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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