Do you still have your period?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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