Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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