She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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