I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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