i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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