When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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