is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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