I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
