Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He kissed a someone with a penis
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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