You just made me feel so damn special
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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