How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
