i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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