i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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