So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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