69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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