Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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