they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he shaved USA in his pubs
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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