it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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