i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
We have so much sex to catch up on
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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