i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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