I hate your face
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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