So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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