Yo dont text me then not text me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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