I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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