So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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