kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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