I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
