you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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