god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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