You're completely useless in the revolution.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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