some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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