How'd it feel making her break her religion?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Panties = found
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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