scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
please come you make the beer taste better
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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